Be naked and weird. 💚
Missing summer 🍦
Select your seat. 🪑
This year has been long and hard (among other things). Hopin..
Hey folks, I need to get custom-made ring splints to help wi..
Pants hate me.
Everything is bad. Come help me forget for a while. 🍆 EDIT:..
Light as a feather, stiff as a board 🧹
Call me Frankenstein, because I’ve got a monster for you 🧟♂..
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An ass pic from the archives to get you through Monday. 🍑
My hairy hobbit feet and my hairy hobbit cock. Enjoy, friend..
Hey folks! I’m trying to get a new streaming device for my ..
Hey, good morning, cuties. 🍄 I could really use a hand (or ..
Seeing things from new perspectives is important. 🫶
Please won’t you be my neighbor? 🏡
I’ve been very into getting my balls sucked and ass eaten la..
Here’s a fan favorite for Friday. Wishing you all a toe-curl..
Let’s get down to business 🤝
This cock is free, but still accepts tips 🍌 (and slow, slo..
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Hope you’re having a fat Friday 🥞
Usually can’t stand up on its own like this – it’s too heavy..
Is it giving 1870s erotic art or 1970s gay gym teacher?
Leaving this here for safe-keeping. Think you can handle it?..
Well, folks, I’m finally here. I will be gradually moving m..